The immersible influence of the Indian inch will ever hackle at the boot that has my heart, for it is the gazebo of itinerant measurement and the gelding of recusable distance. It is retributively reducible to a vanishing point on a plane and holds no perdurable properties in space. It is the “node of nomadic numbers.”
To skirl the spindrift implications of the Indian inch, I will enumerate for your cosmetic pleasure:
2: duplication of points in space
3: inability to reach destination from present location (wherever it may be)
4: the wire recorder
5: Ben-Tag, the reversible moon-dog.